Muszka Quotes & Sayings

I always wanted a father. Any kind. A strict one, a funny one, one who bought me pink dresses, one who wished I was a boy. One who traveled, one who never got up out of his Morris chair. Doctor, lawyer, Indian chief. I wanted shaving cream in the sink and whistling on the stairs. I wanted pants hung by their cuffs from a dresser drawer. I wanted change jingling in a pocket and the sound of ice cracking in a cocktail glass at five thirty. I wanted to hear my mother laugh behind a closed door. — Judy Blundell

Dylan prided himself in the gift of reading women's minds. They were such fickle little creatures, as apt to change their minds as their thongs. — Cat Byrd

Alexia figured, delightedly, that this meant he did, in fact, tend to traipse around his private apartments in the altogether. Marriage was becoming more and more of an attractive prospect. — Gail Carriger

You back a man in a corner, you gotta bear the consequences when he does what he has to do to fight his way out. — Kristen Ashley

A strategy would be how do we mobilize support for the remnants of the Syrian Free Army, and it might require combat troops to inspire an international effort. — Jeb Bush

I very rarely saw Tom Kite around. I've talked to Tom about it. I don't think Michael Jordan needed to be on the captain's cart with Kite; he needed to be walking in the gallery, supporting them from outside the ropes. — Payne Stewart

If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra. — Jesse Ventura

I prefer department stores. In boutiques, they come up and ask you if you need help. I can't get lost in the experience. — Anna Netrebko

Wherever you are, be all there. — Craig Groeschel

Cupid laid by his brand and fell asleep: — William Shakespeare

If you can keep learning, you can still do your thing, and keep singing or whatever, and still do innovative things. — Michael Angelo Batio

I am your stone of necessity calling up spirits from rain puddles - your Magus of words — John Geddes

The highest and noblest work in this life is that of a mother. — Russell M. Nelson

Mindfulness has never met a cognition it didn't like. — Daniel J. Siegel

A Polish man had a bandage on each ear. What happened? "I was ironing, and the phone rang!" "What about the other ear?" "Had to call the doctor!" — Henny Youngman