Murrphy S Law Quotes & Sayings

We view the past, and achieve our understanding of the past, only through the eyes of the present — E.H. Carr

What you don't want to know about yourself wants to be known, which is why it keeps 'showing up' at your door unannounced! — Guy Finley

My first writing jobs were writing Tom Arnold specials for HBO, so I love working there. — Judd Apatow

Humans need Jesus Christ as a necessity and not as a luxury. You may be pleased to have flowers, but you must have bread ... Jesus is not a phenomenon, He is bread: Christ is not a curiosity, He is water. As surely as we cannot live without bread, we cannot live truly without Christ: If we know not Christ we are not living, our movement is a mechanical flutter, our pulse is but the stirring of an animal life. — Joseph Parker

His name was Kurt Waldheim. — Philip Kerr

They're (kids) so... innocent. Except that they're not. They know exactly what they want, and they don't stop till they get it. — Gregory David Roberts

I just think it's a blessing that I was able to have the gift of words and to be able to put them into music. I was given a great gift all the way around. I didn't ever have to really go out and look for songs, you know. — Teena Marie

Mother, you had me, but I never had you. — John Lennon

The first experiment already illustrates a truth of the theory, well confirmed by practice, what-ever can happen will happen if we make trials enough. — Augustus De Morgan