Murdoch Mysteries Funny Quotes & Sayings

I was embarrassed by my parents. I thought they had nothing of interest to say or contribute to anything. My real crime was not understanding that they were interesting, and I have been trying to make it up to them for being so indescribably blase, so genuinely uninterested and dismissive. — Linda Grant

[Based upon the message of "nothing new under the sun" in Ecclesiastes,] If nothing ever changes, then God has no plan. — Jennifer Michael Hecht

I said, "The children wanted to know what life was like."
Junior said, "They [the children] don't have any idea how rough it was."
(George responds)"Or how good it was either! People forget that a picture ain't made from just one color. Life ain't all good or all bad. It's full of everything. — George Dawson

rather rude, you know," said Luna serenely. — J.K. Rowling

It's a little strange to become a kind of symbol of a whole type of analysis. — Nate Silver

I would have praised you more if you had praised me less. — Louis XVI Of France

Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag. — John Steinbeck

all abot a little kid who can not whalk — Jenny Sullivan

I'm going to be cremated from the neck down. And at my funeral, when people are talking about me, they have to hold my head. And then at the end, they have to kick me into the audience and the audience has to keep me up for at least three hits or you have to start the whole service over. No cradling it - I want legit sets. — Daniel Tosh

Film is such a bizarre vehicle for acting. It's such a bizarre experience. I don't think you ever really get familiar with it. If you do get familiar with it, you're probably not that good anymore. — Liev Schreiber

Geeky people often have ... a mind with its own heartbeat. — Garret Freymann-Weyr

Is this you helping me? I don't think this is you helping me. — Shelly Laurenston

Love is born of idleness and, once born, by idleness is fostered. — Ovid