Murdaralph Quotes & Sayings

Take joy in who you are, we know our wings are flawed. — Andy Biersack

I regard class differences as contrary to justice and, in the last resort, based on force. — Albert Einstein

It's the weirdest thing. When you go into acting, you expect to be a huge star and to be recognized ... It did happen, but not in the way you expect it to ... In L.A., I'm just another character actor. — Dan Castellaneta

We said there warn't no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don't. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft. — Mark Twain

Chinese people age overnight. — Karl Pilkington

My thoughts seem thick, ketchup stuck in a bottle. Like trying to feel someone's face while wearing goosedown mittens. — Augusten Burroughs

I have no idea why anyone would want to become a teacher. i mean, you have to spend the day with a group of kids who either hate your guts or are kissing up to you to get a good grade. — David Levithan

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science. — Wanda Sykes

We live in an abstract world that created the physical universe. — Joey Lawsin