Muppets Christmas Carol Funny Quotes & Sayings

He who manages the distance, manages the damage. — Rener Gracie

And you practically raped that biker guy, which, by the way, what the fuck was that about? Scraping the bottom of the barrel there, Charles."
"And that barrel is hot." I looked down at Artemis. "And Donovan's genuine. He would sell me to the highest bidder for a carburetor, and we both know it. — Darynda Jones

And that was always my father's favorite part about shooting as well. Often my dad would shoot very, very late, he was quite a workaholic, they would do 20, 20-hour shoots and stuff like that. — Brian Henson

Ideas are never original," Kelsier said. "Only one thing is."
"And what is that?
"Style," Kelsier said.
Then he punched Ruin across the face. — Brandon Sanderson

Mercy is a smart cookie," Coyote told him (Adam). "Except when she is not. — Patricia Briggs

The sight or sound of perfect things causes a certain suffering. — Adrienne Monnier

You cannot have security at the expense of the insecurity of others — Mohammad Javad Zarif

There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, "Lift your chin, darling, you are not eighteen." I enjoyed his honesty. Also, I'm pretty sure he says that to models who are nineteen. — Tina Fey

Gentlemen, now you will see that now you see nothing. And why you see nothing you will see presently. — Ernest Rutherford

I have thousands of opinions still - but that is down from millions - and, as always, I know nothing. — Harold Brodkey

I was at the pinnacle of my career one day and the next day I was put out to pasture. I felt like a race horse with a broken leg. — Jack Klugman

Hamsters. We have other names for them; rats, weasels, rodents, but with their fine, golden fur, round faces and whiskers, what they most look like are hamsters. — Craig Alanson