Muppet Ernie Quotes & Sayings

They knew nothing of it in England or all the Western countries in those days before Crecy was fought, when the third Edward sat upon the throne. There was none to tell them of the doom that the East, whence come light and life, death and the decrees of God, had loosed upon the world. Not one in a multitude in Europe had ever even heard of those — H. Rider Haggard

I remember endless Apple v. Windows debates in the early '90s when I was in college. Macs were better machines, everyone said; the whole Office thing was a huge pain. It was difficult to transfer files between operating systems, and generally speaking, if you wanted to do Office stuff, you needed a Windows machine. — Michael Arrington

I'm still an amateur, of course, but I became rugby's first millionaire five years ago. — David Campese

What is life, in the end, but a series of small victories and larger failures? — Guillermo Del Toro

Our citizenship is in eternity; history is our temporary residence. — Erwin Raphael McManus

Quality has to be caused, not controlled. — Phil Crosby

A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. — Rita Rudner

I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside. — Ken Dodd

It's the "too" that's the sticking point. The "too" is what stops me in my tracks. It sticks in my craw. Because if he hadn't said "too," it would be about me and him. Not about me and him and Margot. — Jenny Han

I'm going to include a self-help item here that is completely unrelated to this topic. I want you to eat some vegetables. — Phil Ebiner

I think jeans with a little give are the smartest for a flight. — Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

I knew now that we were never going to be a proper family again. — Caroline Green