Muppet Babies Quotes & Sayings

Instead of adapting, their leaders clung to power and strove instead to be the last ones to starve to death. The Mayan civilization in South America did the same, and I expect our own civilization will do likewise. — Daniel Suarez

People want economy and they will pay any price to get it. — Lee Iacocca

Some of us, alas, are destined to find our escapes in novels, not life. — Michael Dirda

Religion is not a book, it is a neurological sentiment. — Abhijit Naskar

Jesus was a strange hobo who walked on water.-
Buddha was also a hobo who paid no attention to the other hobo.-
Chief Rain-In-The-Face, weirder even.- — John Steinbeck

Innumerable careful examinations of all kinds of stones in all parts of the world prove that the earth's crust was formed about 4,000,000,000 years ago. Yes, and all that science knows is that something like man existed 1,000,000 years ago! And out of that gigantic river of time it has managed to dam up only a tiny rivulet of 7,000 years of human history, at the cost of a lot of hard work, many adventures and a great deal of curiosity. But what are 7,000 years of human history compared with thousands of millions of years of the history of the universe? — Erich Von Daniken

Humanity was wiped off the map all because a band of wannabe jihadists couldn't read the warning labels on a freezer. — Manel Loureiro

Nothing perhaps increases by indulgence more than a desultory habit of reading, especially under such opportunities of gratifying it. — Walter Scott

We're working to lower the cost of spaceflight so that many people can afford to go and so that we humans can better continue exploring the solar system. Accomplishing this mission will take time, and we're working on it methodically. — Jeff Bezos

A man who was, as we say in the restaurant business, one taco short of a combo platter. — Joan Bauer