Munchkin Donut Quotes & Sayings

Whom would you like to put throught a table next? The entire cast of New Moon. They're trying to portray vampires, but they look like a bunch of sissy models. — Sheamus

He that gives good advice, builds with one hand; he that gives good counsel and example, builds with both; but he that gives good admonition and bad example, builds with one hand and pulls down with the other. — Francis Bacon

If you look at the world, you'll be distressed. If you look within, you'll be depressed. If you look at God you'll be at rest. — Corrie Ten Boom

If time were truly linear, she thought, it might have carried her away, leaving the pain behind. — Elizabeth Marek

I never quite understood these actors - though I envy them sometimes - who can lie out for a year or two. I feel as though time is a real pressing issue, and I want to get as much work done in the time that I have left. — Sylvester Stallone

I swear, either I've done something very wrong in a previous life, or I'm saving up all of my karma for a rainy day. — Andrew James Pritchard

Chinese central government doesn't need to even lead public opinion: it just selectively stops censorship. In other words, just as censorship is a political tool, so is the absence of censorship. — Michael Anti

I also think if you're an actor and you can improvise, when you go on an audition and you can improvise you're just a genius. If you can, you know, take a Tide commercial and you can just say one funny line that's not in the commercial they think you're a genius. — Amy Poehler

Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh. — Kevin Hart

You don't score 64 goals in 86 games at the highest level without being able to score goals. — Alan Green

Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand — Jimi Hendrix

At some point in our lives, we all need someone who believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. — Mark Batterson

Montaigne: Religion's surest foundation is the contempt for life. — Christopher Hitchens

Past ties twist loyalties. — Teri Terry