Mulliner Quotes & Sayings

People cannot endure inexplicable worthlessness — John D. MacDonald

Osbert Mulliner was simply unequal to the task of tackling cavemen. — P.G. Wodehouse

I can't help it. Tolbert seems to respond to my brand of bullshit. It's a gift."



"Well, I want your gift. Please, master, teach me how to bullshit. — Elle Kennedy

If the people lose control of the arteries of trade and the natural sources of mechanical power, the nationalization of all industry should soon be expected. Our forefathers were alert to resist all encroachments upon their rights. If we wish to maintain our rights, we can do no less. — Calvin Coolidge

I'm getting a daily email from Microsoft which I have been ignoring that states a hacker is trying to access my account. As far as the Microsoft account goes, the hacker can have it ... along with all of the nasty Windows 10 upgrade problems! — Steven Magee

If you want an interesting party sometime, combine cocktails and a fresh box of crayons for everyone. — Robert Fulghum

That language may be a compound code, and that the discovery of an enormous complexity beneath a simple surface may well be more dismaying than delightful. E.g.: the maze of termite tunnels in your joist, the intricate cancer in her perfect breast, the psychopathology of everyday life, the Auschwitz in an anthill casually DDT'd by a child, the rage of atoms in a drop of ink - in short, anything examined curiously enough. — John Barth