Mulch And More Springdale Quotes & Sayings

Seduction is an art that is tested in the mirror — Miguel El Portugues

I always thought talent was everything, but maybe it was always money. Or even class. Or if not class exactly, connections. — Meg Wolitzer

Unfortunately for Sampson, the naked mole rat was in heat at the moment. — Vernon D. Burns

He's one fry short of a Happy Meal. — Rush Limbaugh

If you're signing up all the pretty girls in Alden, I want to join too," Max told Christy.
"We aren't taking men," she explained.
He cocked his eyebrow. "What? We aren't sensitive enough for your kind of literature?"
Christy turned to Annie and both broke into laughter. Annie leaned closer to Max and whispered, "We are talking cliterature here."
His roguish smile was breathtaking. "Oh clits and chicks, I can handle that," he answered with a wink, his eyes glittering with laughter. — Elle Aycart

You are a winner; dare to claim it. You reserve your joy if you reverse your belief. You deserve to celebrate ... It will happen when you dare to believe in God! — Israelmore Ayivor

Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now. — Menachem Mendel Schneerson

Here in USA we respect someone's rights, and as we profess tolerance, we shouldn't change - or have to change - our basic views on the sanctity of marriage. I believe in the sanctity of marriage. I think it's very important that we protect marriage as an institution, between a man and a woman. — George W. Bush