Mulaney Comedian Quotes & Sayings

I did climb about 80 buildings around the world and I climbed even the five tallest. — Alain Robert

A Sufi mystic who had always remained happy was asked ... For seventy years people had watched him, he had never been found sad. One day they asked him, 'What is the secret of your happiness?' He said, 'There is no secret. Every morning when I wake up, I meditate for five minutes and I say to myself, 'Listen, now there are two possibilities: you can be miserable, or you can be blissful. Choose.' And I always choose to be blissful.' — Rajneesh

Spock is definitely one of my best friends. When I put on those ears, it's not like just another day. When I become Spock, that day becomes something special. — Leonard Nimoy

A whole generation of Americans will retire in poverty instead of prosperity, because they simply are not preparing for retirement now. — Scott Cook

I know of no other practise which will make one more attractive in conversation than to be well-read in a variety of subjects. There is a great potential within each of us to go on learning. Regardless of our age, unless there be serious illness, we can read, study, drink in the writings of wonderful men and women. It is never too late to learn. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Always watch your attitude, never forget to express your gratitude. — Debasish Mridha

Experience comprises illusions lost, rather than wisdom gained. — Philibert Joseph Roux

I find it so easy to read qualified commentators who are 180 degrees opposed to each other. — Neil Oliver

I'm a very straightforward person. But that's fine for a comedian. Because a lot of times you're talking about everyone else. — John Mulaney

Way up high in the Shenandoah Mountains where I live, it is difficult to maintain illusions about the natural world. It is dying. — Wil S. Hylton

There's a saying: 'War is a long cliff.' You can avoid the cliff completely, you can walk along the top for as long as you have the nerve, you can even choose to leap off, and if you only fall a short way before you hit a ledge you can always scramble back up again. Unless you're just plain invaded, there are always choices, and even then, there's usually something you've missed - a choice you didn't make - that could have avoided invasion in the first place. You people still have your choices. There's nothing inevitable about it. — Iain M. Banks

That is why, no matter how desperate the predicament is, I am always very much in earnest about clutching my cane, straightening my derby hat and fixing my tie, even though I have just landed on my head. — Charlie Chaplin

Beware of somebody who suddenly begins to call you "friend". — Bangambiki Habyarimana

The voice will always be heard, even if the song is very different. — Scott Kahn

But I wanted marriage for myself. I was not calculating about it. I wish I was more calculating. — Linda McCartney

We cannot reason ourselves into love, nor can we reason ourselves out of it, which suggests that love and reason have little to do with each other. — Christian Nestell Bovee