Muffins Funny Quotes & Sayings

Oh! very well," exclaimed Miss Bates, "then I need not be uneasy. 'Three things very dull indeed.' That will just do for me, you know. I shall be sure to say three dull things as soon as ever I open my mouth, shan't I? - (looking round with the most good-humoured dependence on every body's assent) - Do not you all think I shall?"
Emma could not resist.
"Ah! ma'am, but there may be a difficulty. Pardon me - but you will be limited as to number - only three at once."
Miss Bates, deceived by the mock ceremony of her manner, did not immediately catch her meaning; but, when it burst on her, it could not anger, though a slight blush shewed that it could pain her. — Jane Austen

Jesus, the Son of God, is the man of sorrows, but also the man of complete joy. — Henri J.M. Nouwen

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

Now is the time to make justice a reality for all God's children. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Inflation outstripped real wages for people who work for pay from others. — Tim Bishop

May your colonies be healthy and plentiful May your supers be overflowing And may your swarms always be someone else's bees! — Bill Turnbull

What can everyone do? Praise and blame. This is human virtue, this is human madness. — Friedrich Nietzsche