Mu Ulmanos Quotes & Sayings

I was dating a guy once who spoke rudely to a taxi driver. I got out of the cab and walked home. Treat people with respect. I've waited tables, and that's why I just exceedingly overtip. It's exhausting work. — Kesha

Radical changes will come to the Netherlands. We stand for fundamental choices, and we need to make the right ones. — Mark Rutte

It was one of the queer things of life that you saw a person every day for months and were so intimate with him that you could not imagine existence without him; then separation came, and everything went on in the same way, and the companion who had seemed essential proved unnecessary. — W. Somerset Maugham

Jack had never been a hypocrite until he became a father, and even now it did not come easy. — Patrick O'Brian

The common objection to seniority pay is, "It's rewarding dead wood!" My response is, "Why do you hire dead wood? Or why do you hire live wood and kill it?" — Peter R. Scholtes

There are two ways to get enough. One is to continue to accumulate more and more. The other is to desire less. — G.K. Chesterton

At every level, vital instructions were missing, and the instructions about what to do in the event of discovering that vital instructions were missing, were also missing. — Douglas Adams

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope. — Jerry Lewis

For me and most of my friends who are comedians, if you've been doing comedy for a while, your tolerance for things actually moves. I find it very hard to be shocked, and when other people aggressively take offense to something, I'm sometimes confused. — Demetri Martin

People like scandals. — Blanka Vlasic

Health brings a freedom very few realise, until they no longer have it — Bronnie Ware

It's a travesty that people have forced someone who is gay to have to make their case that they deserve the same basic rights as someone else. — Jon Stewart

It's like I have no idea who I am anymore," said Tristan. "Who the hell was that?"
"I don't know, but he's like ... the porn fairy ... and I'm not letting him get away. — Z.A. Maxfield

God doesn't bless us just to make us happy; He blesses us to make us a blessing. — Warren W. Wiersbe