Mthandeni Comedy Quotes & Sayings

Alas, poor gentleman,
He look'd not like the ruins of his youth
But like the ruins of those ruins. — John Ford

The flying ship of Professor Lucifer — G.K. Chesterton

A man needs a purpose for real health. — Sherwood Anderson

Plants and animals repeat routine, but men who are not restrained will go into the future like explorers into a new country. — Rose Wilder Lane

They know how to die-a little way from the branch to the earth, a little fear of mingling with common dust and yet they go down gracefully-a fail that seems like flying! — Edmond Rostand

And if all that is meaningless, I want to be cured
Of a craving for something I cannot find And of the shame of never finding it. — T. S. Eliot

There is nothing I should care more to do, if it were possible, than to rouse the imagination of men and women to a vision of human claims in those races of their fellow-men who most differ from them in customs and beliefs. — George Eliot

To me, the imagination is the ultimate renewable resource. — DJ Spooky

Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit. — Richard Pryor