Mst3k Santa Claus Quotes & Sayings

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

You totally need to watch the news."
"Can't."
"Why?"
"It's too depressing."
"Right, because hanging with dead people isn't. — Darynda Jones

1 aIn the bbeginning was the Word, and the cWord was with God, and the dWord was eGod. — Anonymous

That's all it takes, one drop of fear to curdle love into hate. — James M. Cain

If coffee is for closers, gold is for prospectors. — Butch Bellah

The national State divides its inhabitants into three classes: State citizens, State subjects, and foreigners. It must be held in greater honour to be a citizen of this Reich even if only a crossing-sweeper, than to be a king in a foreign State. — Adolf Hitler

You grow into everything you hate about yourself, over time. — Lights

Pleasure is hard to come by, but pain is everywhere these days, I must learn to subsist on it. — J.M. Coetzee

And Archimedes, as he was washing, thought of a manner of computing the proportion of gold in King Hiero's crown by seeing the water flowing over the bathing-stool. He leaped up as one possessed or inspired, crying, "I have found it! Eureka!". — Plutarch

I knew the lysosomes and peroxisomes because I had discovered them; I knew the mitochondria because I was interested in them. I knew the membrane system because my friend, George Palade, had worked on that. — Christian De Duve

We are losing the democracy that we're trying to sell in the Mideast and everywhere else right here in our own nation. — Rosie O'Donnell

You think her innocent/ Your little lost girl/ Caped in Inquisition red/ Yet when she leads you hunting Hyde/ Mind don't slay Jekyll in his stead — Shannon Barnsley

But did he know that I'd already forgiven him for having rejected me? — Maryam Schonbeck

I always said that if I could just find a guy who could chop wood and had a nice smile, it wouldn't bother me if he was a thug or an aristocrat, as long as he was a good guy. And I've ended up with an educated thug. — Sade Adu