Ms Excel Funny Quotes & Sayings

I've always been physical. I have no concept of what life is like without physical activity. — Jessica Biel

It is only a man's own fundamental thoughts that have truth and life in them. For it is these that he really and completely understands. To read the thoughts of others is like taking the remains of someone else's meal, like putting on the discarded clothes of a stranger. — Arthur Schopenhauer

Cars are like children: It's hard to say that any one is more special than the other. There are little things about each car that you come to love, whether it's the look, the steering wheel, the way it drives, or even the way it drives differently when you put the top up. They all have identities; they have spirits and characteristics that are truly endearing in some way. — Ralph Lauren

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity. — Chris Rock

I'm attracted to strong female roles: females that aren't necessarily defined by their relationships with men. — Shari Sebbens

It's impossible by micro-mutation to form any new species. — Richard Goldschmidt

Doing what you wanted to do was the only training, and the only preliminary, needed for doing more of what you wanted to do. — Kingsley Amis

I'll admit it. Every once in awhile I'll read a book that has a plot. I was weaned from plots in college, but there comes a time when a man gets tired of reading detailed descriptions of the inner landscapes of characters whose pointless lives are ground to ash by their inability to move in any direction. — Gary Reilly

I don't think that bad actions erase good ones. Not really. — Catherine McKenzie

So on the way out, maybe I sashayed a little. Maybe I tried swinging my hips. Maybe I didn't. It's not a crime to feel pretty, after all. — Delilah S. Dawson

Happiness is not something you find, but rather something you create. — Zig Ziglar

I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will save a gallon of blood. — George S. Patton

I love it when other people can come up with ideas and tell me what to do. — Ariel Pink

Everything seems asleep, and yet going on all the time. It is a goodly life that you lead, friend; no doubt the best in the world, if only you are strong enough to lead it! — Kenneth Grahame

I trust myself. You need that to survive. — Yoko Ono