Mr Trunchbull Quotes & Sayings

A witty writer is like a porcupine; his quill makes no distinction between friend and foe. — Josh Billings

If you knew who God made you to be, you'd never want to be anyone else. — Bill Johnson

You ignorant little slug!" the Trunchbull bellowed. "You witless weed! You empty-headed hamster! You stupid glob of glue! — Roald Dahl

Thank goodness we don'y meet many people like [Miss Trunchbull] in this world, although they do exist and all of us are likely to come across at least one of them in a lifetime. If you ever do, you should behave as you would if you met an enraged rhinoceros out in the bush
climb up the nearest tree and stay there until it has gone away. — Roald Dahl

Here it is,' Nigel said.
Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.'
How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married? — Roald Dahl

I advance it therefore [...] that the blacks [...] are inferior to the whites in the endowments both of body and mind. — Thomas Jefferson

that dwelling was named Menegroth, the Thousand Caves. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Be honest. Be faithful. Be REAL! — Abdulazeez Henry Musa

Don't throw it away. — Maggie Stiefvater

Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be. — Edmund Waller