Mr Funny Puddle Quotes & Sayings

In space travel, all the numbers are awful. — Douglas Adams

We can't worry about who we don't have. We have to go into these games with the guys we have. — Terry Porter

You might not have the things you want, but if you check carefully, you got all you need. — Mr. T

I hope you slip in a puddle of AIDS and crack your head open — Jim Norton

How its heart beats! How it struggles to get away! As we do, Paul. As we do. We think we know so much, but we really don't know any more than a rat in a trap - a — Stephen King

To illustrate the vain conceit that the universe must be somehow pre-ordained for us, because we are so well-suited to live in it, he [Douglas Adams] mimed a wonderfully funny imitation of a puddle of water, fitting itself snugly into a depression in the ground, the depression uncannily being exactly the same shape as the puddle. — Richard Dawkins

In every country, politics is considered to be a waste of time. — Malala Yousafzai

Why dont they stick to murder and leave art to us? — Jacob Epstein

I had never taken creative writing classes. Hadn't even considered it. — Charles Frazier

Her hands shot up. "See that's exactly what I'm saying. You're seeing what you want, and what you see you explain away and excuse things like you're fixing me. I'm not perfect, Ephraim and I really wish you would see that."
"You drool."
"What?" That caught her off guard.
"When you're asleep you drool. I've woken up more than a few times with a little puddle forming on my chest." After a thought he added. "And you snore. Not a delicate snore either mind you."
"I do not!" Her face colored with indignation.
He sighed heavily as if the knowledge pained him. "Oh, but you do. I've even heard Jill talk about it. Did you know that's the main reason she was happy about her room. Actually, she and Joshua thanked your Grandmother for putting you at the other end of the house, something about finally getting a decent night's sleep. They compared your snore to a chainsaw. I can see why they'd say that. — R.L. Mathewson

We are half ruined by conformity, but we should be wholly ruined without it. — Charles Dudley Warner

You have to make them laugh and then make them listen. — Aidan Quinn

He is wise who thinks of the consequences when anger rises in him — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Feel you the barren flattery of a rhyme?
Can poets soothe you, when you pine for bread,
By winding myrtle round your ruin'd shed? — George Crabbe

Never dance in a puddle when there's a hole in your shoe (it's always best to take your shoes off first). — John D. Rhodes

May I say that I approve of a piece that tries to remake the entire puzzle? — Garth Nix