Mr Costanza Quotes & Sayings

Reason enables us to get around in the world of ideas, but cannot prescribe our thoughts. — Mason Cooley

If you can wrestle but not play Jiu Jitsu, or you can play Jiu Jitsu but not wrestle, you are not a complete grappler and lack the sufficient skills to safely subdue an opponent. — Chris Matakas

But the Owners really valued the Crow's Nest partly as a cultural institution and partly because it gave them access to the sort of information about the lives, thoughts, and deeds of important persons that could only be had in a bar. — Neal Stephenson

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop. — Jason Alexander

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week.
Carl Costanza - Hot Six — Janet Evanovich

It is the link from the present to the past that gives us a spirit to address the future. — Midge Costanza

We did something that bands are kind of afraid of, or at least used to be, [which] is the YouTube scene. They don't want the YouTube stigma. — Chrissy Costanza

Bluefin tuna is sort of like the cheetah of the ocean. It's the fastest fish. It's a warm-blooded fish. But it's got a $100,000 price tag on its head. — Paul Watson

There's something about the intimacy of comics that gives you a false bravado; you don't always consider the consequences. — Gene Luen Yang

It's been almost a month since you found a body. I knew you were due.
Carl Costanza - Seven Up — Janet Evanovich

The line is "So we beat on, boats against the current, born back ceaselessly into the past." We've interpreted it as the meaning of us [when we] went against the current, against the grain and did what felt natural to us ... regardless of what we thought we were supposed to be doing. We threw all of that out the window. We existed how we wanted to. — Chrissy Costanza

Nature does not proceed in a straight line, it is rather a sprawling development. — Robert Smithson

I think that ties into our name and the meaning behind our name, going Against the Current. We don't really want to fit in to one section. If we're able to be grouped into one category then we've become something that already exists, probably. We want all of those kids that would come out to that pizza shop to come to our show and all of those kids who know us from the radio to come to that show. We have kids that come to our show that have been coming to concerts for years, and ones that it's their first concert and they just wanted to see it. I think that's the best way to do it. — Chrissy Costanza

I have actually lost a couple of roles - film roles - because a director or producer thought I looked too much like George Costanza, and I could not get out of that box. — Jason Alexander

But more than anything else, my female friends and I need each other because we do not have, unlike women of previous generations, a clear life path laid out for us. — Costanza Miriano

I'm really paying attention to my surroundings. All of a sudden my senses feel sharper, clearer; my entire being feels like it's humming with a renewed kind of energy. I am electric. — Tahereh Mafi

One of the most serious errors, if not the most serious error, committed by colonial powers in Africa, may have been to ignore or underestimate the cultural strength of African peoples. — Amilcar Cabral

You're not alone anymore. You have me.
I couldn't breathe. I couldn't speak. I had been alone for so long with my questions and theories and anger
and now this beautiful, fantastic girl was saying she believed me.
When she closed her eyes and kissed me, I finally let go of myself. Everything I had held in before, didn't have to be hidden anymore
not from Cassie. My eyes drifted shut as she kissed me harder, her arm winding around my shoulders to pull me close.
Without having to say anything more, I just knew now
maybe I always had
Cassie was the answer. — Melanie Cusick-Jones

There is nothing so cunning as tangled deception. If you wish to seek out the truth, first uncover the lies that surround the illusion... — Virginia Alison

Motivation clears the head faster than a nasal spray. — William Zinsser

It's shrinkage! Hasn't she heard of shrinkage? -George Costanza, Seinfeld — Genna Rulon