Mpenggu Quotes & Sayings

My favorite vegetable is the marshmallow. — Jim Gaffigan

As an actor, some of the most fun days I've had on set have involved shooting blanks all day - or better yet, on a micro-budget indie shoot in Texas, shooting live ammo. I feel guilty admitting this, but make-believe beating a man half to death for nine hours can also be strangely satisfying and, dare I say, good fun. — Trieste Kelly Dunn

Never give up. Today is hard, tomorrow will be worse, but the day after tomorrow will be sunshine. — Jack Ma

If you wish to carry a hungry weasel in your pocket, it is your choice. — Tad Williams

Maybe a ghost is the safest person to talk to. — Brodi Ashton

One can aim at honor both as one ought, and more than one ought, and less than one ought. He whose craving for honor is excessive is said to be ambitious, and he who is deficient in this respect unambitious; while he who observes the mean has no peculiar name. — Aristotle.

I am a bit of a hopeless romantic. I really do have a faith and a belief in love, and when I love, I love hard. — Melanie Fiona

Memory loss is the key to human reproduction. If you remembered what new parenthood was actually like you wouldn't go around lying to people about how wonderful it is, and you certainly wouldn't ever do it twice. — Michael Lewis

And if you insist on continuing to make assumptions about my character, I'll advise you only this: assume you will always be wrong. — Tahereh Mafi

Better than being a dog leashed by a psychotic monster. — Sarah J. Maas

Yesterday I had a woman ask me what kind of salad dressings we have. I told her we have sesame soy dressing, spicy lime vinaigrette, and blue cheese. She made a face and asked, 'Is that all?' 'Yes,' I told her, 'those are all of our dressings.' 'Don't you have any other dressings?' he says. I mean, what the hell? What does she think? That I'm holding out? I was tempted to say, No, we actually have an entirely different assortment of dressings that I don't tell people about the first time they ask, because they don't deserve these great secret dressings. But now that you have proven your worth, I will show you to the VIP room, where the array of salad dressings will dazzle and delight you. — Caprice Crane