Quotes & Sayings About Mouthwash

When we feel unworthy, we feel powerless. When we feel powerless, we shrink. When we shrink, we attract a match to that energy. — Anella Wetter

Maybe it's the TV commercials. They make you hate everything they try to sell. God, they must think the public is a halfwit. Every time some jerk in a white coat with a stethoscope hanging around his neck holds up some toothpaste or a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of beer or a mouthwash or a jar of shampoo or a little box of something that makes a fat wrestler smell like mountain lilac I always make note never to buy any. Hell, I wouldn't buy the product even if I liked it. — Raymond Chandler

... It's as if they actually think that what other people think of them somehow doesn't matter. I mean, I know we're all supposed to believe that, but obviously, none of us actually do. And nor should we, because it does! It does matter! And the people who genuinely believe it doesn't tend to be the very people who ought to care most what other people think of them, because what the other people are thinking is, 'No, actually, I don't think the Chinese are "up to something,"' or, 'You should use mouthwash,' or, 'Your mania for the collective socialization of agriculture will surely cause the deaths of millions,' or, 'Forty cats is too many cats. — David Mitchell

You can fix it as soon as you get up - you brush and use mouthwash - but there's something about knowing you woke up with hot-mothball mouth that makes you feel old. I think God designed our mouths to die first to help us slowly transition to the grave. — Tina Fey

I have no reverence for any book that teaches a doctrine contrary to my reason; no reverence for any book that teaches a doctrine contrary to my heart; and, no matter how old it is, no matter how many have believed it, no matter how many have died on account of it, no matter how many live for it, I have no reverence for that book, and I am glad of it. — Robert Green Ingersoll

It may take us a little longer to reach the summit, but never fear, we will get there! — Barbara Mertz

A boy with bad thoughts needs to be visiting a haunted house like he needs arsenic in his mouthwash. — Stephen King

I resisted the urge to pour mouthwash in my brain. — Devon Monk

Is this the seedman Jasher?" The commander indicated the charred remains.
"It's his identical twin."
"We know he traveled with you until recently. Where is his amar?"
"I ate it."
"This is a foolish time for flippancy."
"I panicked. It tasted horrible. Do you have any mouthwash? — Brandon Mull

If only there was mouthwash for the brain. Brain wash. They could make a fortune on that stuff. — Theresa Paolo

What men really want is not knowledge but certainty. — Bertrand Russell

Homemade Mouthwash Equipment needed: Measuring Spoon, Measuring Cup, Eye Dropper, Pint Jar w/ Lid Ingredients: 8 oz of filtered water (or water that has been boiled and cooled) 1 tsp of baking soda 4 drops of Peppermint Essential Oil 4 drops of Tea Tree Oil 5 drops of liquid stevia (if desired) 1 tsp of vodka (if desired) Directions: Place all of the ingredients into the jar. Apply lid and shake to mix. Shake well before each use. — Roxy's Recipes

If I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular. — Phyllis Diller

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary. — Joan Rivers

Better to die once and for all, than live in continual terror. — Aesop

Like most Lebanese, Joumana speaks rapidly, one sentence dovetailing into another, producing guttural words and phrases as if gargling with mouthwash. I prefer slow conversations where words are counted like pearls, conversations with many pauses, pauses replacing words. — Rabih Alameddine

He had green eyes so clear and bright that they made you think of poisonous drinks or maybe mouthwash. — Holly Black