Mousetrap Funny Quotes & Sayings

Stepan Arkadyevitch had gone to Petersburg to perform the most natural and essential official duty - so familiar to everyone in the government service, though incomprehensible to outsiders - that duty, but for which one could hardly be in government service, of reminding the ministry of his existence - and having, for the due performance of this rite, taken all the available cash from home, was gaily and agreeably spending his days at the races and in the summer villas. — Leo Tolstoy

Like all great rationalists you believed in things that were twice as incredible as theology. — Halldor Laxness

As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work. — Ingrid Weir

Don't look at your circumstance. Be courageous! — Lailah Gifty Akita

It's painful to listen to the barking of dogs. — Nizar Qabbani

Archer pressed a preset button on my car radio. An old Britney Spears song blared, and I sung along to every word, bopping in my seat. Archer just looked at me.

"Oh, come on!" I said. "Who doesn't sing along to Britney? — Elise Allen