Motivational Jack Handy Quotes & Sayings

I want people to love to sit in my chairs. You gotta want the people to buy it because they love it. — Charles Pollock

We're going to spend the rest of our lives together in my head: a love story — Melissa Broder

Our loneliness makes us avid column readers these days. — Edward Hoagland

His hand squeezes my waist and he eyes me hard. "Fallon." He says my name like it's an entire lecture in itself. — Colleen Hoover

Save your money. You're going to need twice as much money in your old age as you think. — Michael Caine

Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id. — Missy Lyons

He felt split in two, one crazy man eating hair and one rational man watching a crazy man eat hair. He chewed and swallowed the last pieces of his father's life. He felt like he was building a museum of pain, a freak show, where he was the only visitor viewing the only mutant screaming the only prayer he knew: Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back, Daddy. Come back Daddy ... — Sherman Alexie

And with that, Kat closed her eyes. She didn't see the first flakes of snow fall outside her window. She didn't feel Hale cover her with a blanket. She was already fast asleep. — Ally Carter