Motivation Funny Quotes & Sayings

I don't look where I'm going, I look where I've been. — Helen Van Wyk

You know you are in pure love when you see only the beauty inside you and all around you. — Debasish Mridha

Extroverts communicate well with others, Introverts communicate well with themselves — Pablo

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back. — Bauvard

He knows I'm brutal. He's knows I can punch hard. He knows if I connect on his chin, at any one moment, 12 three minute rounds, he's going to be in serious trouble. If he's not on the floor, his legs will do a funny dance. — Carl Froch

Darcy looked oddly at her. "Thank you," he replied, "as — Diana J. Oaks

I had a job as an illustrator, and I wanted to change the direction of my work. I moved to the country, and immediately I started to paint fairies and trolls. — Brian Froud

I'm having a wonderful time in training. It's so funny because you go through ups and you go through downs. People have to realize that my career started on a down. I got ripped off a Gold Medal at the Olympics but it didn't stop me and it made me a better person. — Roy Jones Jr.

Father Hobbe, his cassock skirts hitched up to his waist, was fighting with a quarterstaff, ramming the pole into French faces. 'In the name of the Father,' he shouted, and a Frenchman reeled back with a pulped eye, 'and of the Son,' Father Hobbe snarled as he broke a man's nose, 'and of the Holy Ghost! — Bernard Cornwell

It's taken me all my life to learn what not to play. — Dizzy Gillespie

Frankl saw three possible sources for meaning: in work (doing something significant), in love (caring for another person), and in courage during difficult times. — Viktor E. Frankl

It was so easy to be wise in the explanation of an experience one has not personally witnessed.
("The Wendigo") — Algernon Blackwood

South Central Los Angeles [is the] home of the drive-thru and the drive-by. Funny thing is, the drive-thrus are killing more people than the drive-bys. — Ron Finley

Using love as a bait and replacing respect with ego-pampering makes you a skillful social animal; unfortunately, all kinds of animals are less evolved than human beings. Would you like to evolve? — Saurabh Sharma

All wish to be learned, but no one is willing to pay the price. — Juvenal

You've never heard of bagpipes?" Cody asked, sounding aghast. "They're as Scottish as kilts and red armpit hair!"
"Um . . . yuck?" I said.
"That's it." Cody said. "Steelheart has to fall so we can get back to educating children properly. This is an offense against the dignity of my motherland."
"Great," Prof said. "I'm glad we now have proper motivation. — Brandon Sanderson

We are all gifts to each other, and my own growth as a leader has shown me again and again that the most rewarding experiences come from my relationships. — Michael Dell

Coming from Ruff Ryders, there would be, like, 30 guys in the studio at once, and then me, trying to do my own thing. — Eve

When we die our money, fame, and honors will be meaningless. We own nothing in this world. Everything we think we own is in reality only being loaned to us until we die. And on our deathbed at the moment of death, no one but God can save our souls. — Michael Huffington

It's possible to be flippant here, when Jihadists fly aircraft into buildings they shout God is Great, what do atheists shout when they do it? — Martin Amis

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't. — Steven Wright

Being human is the most terrible loneliness in the universe. — A.A. Attanasio

The story of money is very funny. Others burn what we earn. Why not give as we live, so the world will cry when we die. -RVM — R.v.m.

And so forth and so on. — Robert B. Parker

And changing for the better doesn't mean that he's ever going to reach good ... — Patrick Ness

Ladies are honest. They're my motivation. They know what's funny, and the dudes just follow. — Tracy Morgan