Mothballed Navy Quotes & Sayings

There can be no more beautiful spot to die in, no spot more worthy of total despair, than one's own novel. — Franz Kafka

We're either going to be dependent on dirty oil from the Gulf or dirty oil from Canada. — Hillary Clinton

God Himself was crucified with Christ, for Christ was one with the Father. — Ellen G. White

Happiness does not depend on what you have or who you are, it solely relies on what you think. — Gautama Buddha

I started to put my phone back in my bag when Ozzy yelled out, his accent so thick, I was only half certain he said, "Where the foock are ya goin'?"
Uncle Bob jumped. I must've turned on my GPS.
"You have to tahn the foock around. You're in the middle of foockin' nowhere."
"What the hell is that?" Uncle Bob asked, almost swerving off the road.
"Sorry, it's Ozzy." I grabbed my phone and turned down the volume. "He's so demanding." I pushed a few buttons to turn off the app, then put the phone to my ear. "Sweet, buttermilk pancakes, Ozzy, you have to stop calling me. You're a married man!" I pretended to hang up, then rolled my eyes. "Rock stars. — Darynda Jones