Moschellos Quotes & Sayings

I feel like I just grabbed a big juicy worm with a right sharp hook in the middle of it. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Failure too is a form of death. — Graham Greene

When work is not going well, it's useful to remember that our identities stretch beyond what is on the business card, that we were people long before we became workers - and will continue to be human once we have put our tools down forever. — Alain De Botton

The best way to get a move to work is to make it so uncomfortable that the opponent gives it to you to stop the pain. — Carlson Gracie

Practice without improvement is meaningless. — Chuck Knox

It is hard to utter common notions in an individual way. — Horace

Leave them," said Isabel. "Jamie can iron them himself. It's very therapeutic for men to iron. Therapeutic for women, that is. — Alexander McCall Smith

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one. — Samantha Bee

A child knows when they are on the receiving end of a didactic exercise, or when they are sitting in the shadow of something else. — Tim Crouch

Anything which you have in this world, which you do not consecrate to Christ's cause, you do rob the Lord of. — Charles Spurgeon

Let me get this straight. You have no intention of telling me what's wrong. You don't want to talk about whatever is wrong. And you're going to let me continue to believe I've done something horrible before you'll open up. Even if, say, I restrain you? Force it out of you?"
"The only thing you are going to force out of me under the confinement of restraints is an orgasm."
Finally! "So, you'd be open to my restraining you for my own sexual pleasure?"
"Wide open."
"And, it would be something you'd enjoy?"
"Who wouldn't? — Darynda Jones

The gentleman calls attention to the good points in others; he does not call attention to their defects. The small man does just the reverse of this. — Confucius

I needed another sibling the way I needed a sixth toe. Or a twelfth toe. You know, an extra one on each foot. Never mind. — Kate Carlisle