Morty David Quotes & Sayings

To be honest, it's probably better if I don't talk. Cute guys make me nervous. Like tongued-tied total-brain-malfunction nervous. All my filters shut off and suddenly I'm telling them about the time I peed my pants in the third grade during a field trip to the maple syrup factory, or how I'm scared of puppets and have mild OCD that could possibly drive me to tidy up your room the moment you turn your head. — Elle Kennedy

I fell in love with New York. — Mikhail Baryshnikov

None but a people advanced to a high state of moral and intellectual excellence are capable in a civilized condition of forming and maintaining free governments, and among those who are so far advanced, very few indeed have had the good fortune to form constitutions capable of endurance. — John C. Calhoun

Questions after a fatal fall of a giant are like lighting a fire by a breeze laden sea. — Darmie Orem

Nature is a gentle guide, but not more sweet and gentle than prudent and just. — Michel De Montaigne

The man who loves his job never works a day in his life. — Confucius

I am a hundred and forty six years old and this is not my first unwinnable war. — Cassandra Clare