Mortimer And Randolph Duke Quotes & Sayings

There are 400,000 species of beetles on this planet, but only 8,000 species of mammals. — John B. S. Haldane

You can't really be strong until you see a funny side to things. — Ken Kesey

Happiness has no time limits or conditions; the only requirement is to give it away. — George Alexiou

I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do
tell stories and entertain. — Michelle M. Pillow

Misery is almost always the result of thinking. — Joseph Joubert

Running alone is the toughest. You get to the point where you have to keep pushing yourself. — Walter Payton

Drolls & dreamers that we are, we fancy that we can undo what we fancy we have done. — John Barth

If you play "I Don't Want To Know" by Fleetwood Mac loud enough
you can hear Lindsey Buckingham's fingers sliding down the strings of his acoustic guitar ... And we were convinced that this was the definitive illustration of what we both loved about music; we loved hearing the INSIDE of a song. — Chuck Klosterman

I was strange to keep waking up in the morning feeling good. — Rudy Rucker

To others, the universe seems decent because decent people have gelded eyes. That is why they fear lewdness. They are never frightened by the crowing of a rooster or when strolling under a starry heaven. In general, people savor the "pleasures of the flesh" only on condition that they be insipid.
But as of then, no doubt existed for me: I did not care for what is known as "pleasures of the flesh" because they really are insipid; I cared only for what is classified as "dirty." On the other hand, I was not even satisfied with the usual debauchery, because the only thing it dirties is debauchery itself, while, in some way or other, anything sublime and perfectly pure is left intact by it. My kind of debauchery soils not only my body and my thoughts, but also anything I may conceive in its course, that is to say, the vast starry universe, which merely serves as a backdrop. — Georges Bataille

The greatest danger of all is to allow new walls to divide us from one another — Barack Obama

Throughout evolution, ostracism was death indeed. — Helen Fisher

Flies die in so many lonely places. -Roberta Rohbeson — Lynda Barry

That's the good part of dying; when you've nothing to lose, you run any risk you want. — Ray Bradbury

Don't live to please others. Don't think everyone else knows what's right or true. Listen to yourself, and be true to yourself. That way, no matter what else happens in life, you will always have your self-respect. — Jane Porter