Mornington Island Quotes & Sayings

Beer is a gift from the goddesses, a soothing balm given our species to bring joy and comfort in compensation for the curse of self-awareness, the awful realization of our mortality — Alan D. Eames

Dark, that's the word. Dark hair strategically styled in at least a dozen conflicting directions. Dark brows and lashes, dark stubble, and hazel eyes pinning me with a piercing dark look. — Jewel E. Ann

If we don't make tough decisions today our children are going to have to make much, much tougher decisions tomorrow. — Paul Ryan

Tezumen are the only people who beat themselves to death with their own suicide notes. — Terry Pratchett

Failure is a great teacher and, if you are open to it, every mistake has a lesson to offer. — Oprah Winfrey

I'm hungry, Garion, and I don't think well when I'm hungry."
"That might explain a lot," Beldin noted blandly. "We should have fed you more often when you were younger."
"You can be terribly offensive sometimes, do you know that?"
"Why, yes, as a matter of fact I do. — David Eddings

Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. — John Lyly

It will be found an unjust and unwise jealousy to deprive a man of his natural liberty upon the supposition he may abuse it. — George Washington

Wearing that personal trainer nametag doesn't make you right #AHOLE — A.O. Storm

For the loss of the team, a Seattle Post-Intelligencer snap poll found that 40 percent of readers blamed Schultz the most, followed by 15 percent for Nickels and 11 percent for Bennett. — David Holt