Monty Python Lumberjack Quotes & Sayings

Come on - let's go back to bed," he told Tom. "What do you think will happen then?" "I'm going to fuck you." "Suppose I wanted to fuck you?" Prophet asked. Tom raised his eyebrow, and Prophet cursed softly, remembering. "You insisted on putting it in there," Tom reminded him with a smirk. "Fuck me." "Yeah, I'm trying, Proph." Tom's voice was quiet but firm. — S.E. Jakes

We all knew the exam we were going to sit this week. — Paul McGinley

Millennials aren't looking for a hipper Christianity. — Rachel Held Evans

Good bread and good butter go together. They are one of the perfect marriages in gastronomy, and they never fail to cheer me. — James Beard

Since all taxpayers are being forced to fund the religion of evolution in schools and it is evolution that must be proven to be the only way our universe came into being like the textbooks say, what happens if one jury member will not vote with the rest? — Kent Hovind

It really turns me on when you talk geek. — Marta Acosta

Feeling hearts
touch them but lightly
pour
A thousand melodies unheard before. — Samuel Rogers

People just can't cope with happiness. — Paulo Coelho

The reason politics makes strange bedfellows is because they all like the same bunk. — Los Angeles Times

If at first you don't succeed, give up. — Homer

Still young and fine! but what is still in view We slight as old and soil'd, though fresh and new. — Henry Vaughan

In our society, we no longer pride ourselves on being educated, knowledgable, well-read. We prefer, instead, the illusion of erudition. — Michael Perkins

Men are sheep. Which is why armies and wars are possible. They die victims of their stupid docility. — Gabriel Chevallier