Monty Python Holy Grail Shrubbery Quotes & Sayings

This merriment of parsons is mighty offensive. — Samuel Johnson

Is it possible that I'm worthy of being loved by someone whom I love? — Stephanie Perkins

That's like looking for dick in a lesbian bar. In retrospect, Chase would agree. But he'd — Anonymous

The ceremonial oat tour."
She reaches in the shopping bag and takes out the milk bar with almonds, ripping it open.
"It must be so hard for guys in relationships - to have just one girlfriend completely devoted to taking care of all your whole-grain needs. I can see how at the first opportunity you'd just have to get out there and - sow. — Emma McLaughlin

I am hopeful because love overflows from my heart. Gratitude for beauty and life leads my way. — Bryant McGill

I put a Phrygian cap on the old dictionary. — Victor Hugo

A self-willed man obeys a different law, the one law I, too, hold absolutely sacred the human law in himself, his own individual will. — Bruce Lee

You need to put on a pretty dress and have Corinne arrange your hair... and don't forget to bring your mind.
--Julie de Bercy — Laurel Corona

If you tell yourself a sad story, the body reacts to that. And if you tell yourself a self-aggrandizing story, the body feels puffed up, confident. But when you realize it's all stories, there can be a vast waking up out of the mind, out of the dream. You don't awaken, what has eternally been awake realizes itself. That which is eternally awake is what you are. — Adyashanti

The only thing money really buys? ... Space. A bigger house, a bigger car, a larger hotel room. First-class plane tickets. But it doesn't even buy comfort. No one complains more than the rich and entitled. Comfort, security, ease. None of them come with money. — Louise Penny

This administration has forbidden us to describe our enemies properly and clearly: they are Radical Islamists. They are not alone, and are allied with countries and groups who, though not religious fanatics, share their hatred of the West, particularly the United States and Israel. — Michael T. Flynn

Devil, you are fired
You could never ever have been required
For all the fiascos you inspire
I pour on you the Lord's unquenchable fire
Now get thee behind me, devil
You scheming sneaky crafty cunning conniving embodiment of evil — Pedro Okoro

When people are proud of their speech, be proud of your silence. — Luqman

In the Horn of Africa now, there are tens of thousands dying from the extreme vulnerability they are living in. — Jan Egeland