Monty Python Holy Grail Quotes & Sayings

If you don't talk to your customers, how will you know how to talk to your customers? — Will Evans

Come see the violence inherit in the system!! Help Help I'm being oppressed!! — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

I prefer to underwrite. Simple, clear as a country creek. — Truman Capote

Come see the violence inherent in the system, HELP I'm being repressed! — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Fincher, Kubrick, Lucas, Spielberg, Del Toro, Tarantino. And, of course, Kevin Smith. I spent three months studying every John Hughes teen movie and memorizing all the key lines of dialogue. Only the meek get pinched. The bold survive. You could say I covered all the bases. I studied Monty Python. And not just Holy Grail, either. Every single one of their films, albums, and books, and every episode of the original BBC — Ernest Cline

The progress of any writer is marked by those moments when he manages to outwit his own inner police system. — Ted Hughes

Edward: "Take that, you beef-witted varlet!"
Gracie: "Who are you calling beef-witted?" she laughed at him. "Your mother was a hamster, and your father stank of elderberries! — Cynthia Hand

For most Americans, my Chinese music feels like a novelty, and it's not what it is for me. — Abigail Washburn

Great men like Wilberforce and Wesley had the humility and the wisdom to know that whatever strengths they had - and they had many - they could not win without a total reliance on God. At its core, every battle worth fighting is a spiritual battle. Those men were able to succeed only because they humbled themselves and entrusted the battle to God. — Eric Metaxas

The Mesh is about creating and managing what's perishable. It provides businesses with the ability to reach an audience of one, at a precise time. — Lisa Gansky

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

I'm a big fan of Disney's animated movies, or at least of most of them. I don't know what it is, but the songs get stuck in my head. There is a Disney song for every situation you encounter in life. Some people quote The Godfather. Some quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I quote Walt Disney. Those are the true classics. — Judah Smith

Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?"
Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!"
Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?"
Villager: "More witches! — Monty Python And The Holy Grail

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? — Graham Chapman