Monty Python Famous Quotes & Sayings

Look what I shot. Gale holds up a loaf of bread with an arrow stuck in it, and I laugh. — Suzanne Collins

Success will not come when you read success Quotations .It won't leave once you inspired and apply it. — Pradeep

[T]his free and easy old-bachelor sort of life is quite full of fun and jollity. Pease and myself room together; and everything like order and neatness is banished from our presence as a nuisance
old letters and old boots and shoes, duds clean and duds dirty, books and newspapers, tooth-brushes, shoe-brushes, and clothes-brushes, all heaped together on chairs, settees, etc., in dusty and "most admired confusion." Now, what is there imaginable in clean, tidy private life equal to this? — Rutherford B. Hayes

If one had to fill in, little by little, the gap between day and night, it would take an eternity to do it. But the sun rises and the darkness is dispelled- a moment is sufficient to overcome an infinite distance. — Rabindranath Tagore

There is no human soul, and I am absolutely for sure seriously not going to fucking cry. — Chuck Palahniuk

Man is a mixture of desires that extend beyond his knowledge and often result in action conflicting with rationality. — Charles Lindbergh

We now play a permanent game of I-am-crazier-and-scarier-than-you. And in that game, my mother is our secret weapon. — Susan Ee

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, His precepts! — Benjamin Franklin

If you posses more than just eight things then y o u are possessed by t h e m — Piet Pieterszoon Hein