Montes De Oca Law Quotes & Sayings

Every man knows the smell of his own fart. — Confucius

Someone once said that life is what happens while we are making other plans. I now know what that means. — Charlie Bell

You will come across few creatures that cannot be successfully defeated by the application of sufficient blunt trauma. — Cassandra Clare

[Acknowledgments] I recommend them all for further reading, but when you're finished, you may have to read several of my books and watch a lot of TV just to get stupid enough to function in the modern world again. — Christopher Moore

How your customers learn about your product is part of your product. The medium is the message. — Patrick Vlaskovits

The growth of property and the desire for its transmission to children was, in reality, the moving power which brought in monogamy to insure legitimate heirs, and to limit their number to the actual progeny of the married pair. — Lewis Henry Morgan

But cats are good at steering people. A miaow here, a purr there, a little gentle pressure with a claw . . . and Maurice had never had to think about it before. Cats didn't have to think. They just had to know what they wanted. Humans had to do the thinking. That's what they were for. — Terry Pratchett