Monsters Inc Mike Wazowski Quotes & Sayings

My favorite laser disk ever was the laser disk for The Graduate, which had a commentary track that wasn't even the filmmakers, it was a professor, some film criticism guy who just happen to be this amazing commentator who went off into the whole theory of comedy. — Jay Roach

I really feel all my adult life has been spent in that little black box. If a wonderful part on TV came along I would do it. But I don't want to do a recurring role. It would just be my luck that the thing would be successful. I'm old enough now and also secure enough financially that I really only want to do what I want to do. — Bea Arthur

A million feelings. A thousand thoughts. A hundred memories. All for one person. — Lil' Wayne

When you are optimistic, when you are not complaining, when you look at the good side of your life, everybody loves you. — Alice Herz-Sommer

If you have work, all is well; if you don't a living hell. — Ken Brimhall

Constraining business is absolutely wrong. — Sergey Galitsky

I am very efficient. — Liane Moriarty

Laugh when good things happen. Laugh when bad things happen. Laugh when life is so plain boring that you can't find anything amusing about it beyond the fact that it's so utterly unamusing. — Brandon Sanderson

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not. — Joe Biden