Quotes & Sayings About Monster University

May I never be complete. May I never be content. May I never be perfect. — Chuck Palahniuk

Dad had a music store, and he'd often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy. — Billy Crystal

He said the threshold of insult is in direct relation to intelligence and security. — John Steinbeck

Daniel's chocolate eyes studied her, and a wave of heat stung her cheeks. What did he think? He said nothing, just raked her with a gaze that made her feel self-conscious and gangly.
He stood and held out his hand. I'd better take my gun. Confusion thickened her tongue. Your gun? I'll have to protect you from the other men. He grinned but the admiration in his eyes was clear. — Colleen Coble

Seriousness is the very thing wherein consisteth our sincerity. If thou art not serious, thou art not a Christian (279). — Richard Baxter

A sensational event was changing from the brown suit to the gray the contents of his pockets. He was earnest about these objects. They were of eternal importance, like baseball or the Republican Party. — Sinclair Lewis

In poetry, only emotion endures. — X.J. Kennedy

It sometimes happened that you might be familiar with a man for several years thinking he was a wild animal, and you would regard him with contempt. And then suddenly a moment would arrive when some uncontrollable impulse would lay his soul bare, and you would behold in it such riches, such sensitivity and warmth, such a vivid awareness of its own suffering and the suffering of others, that the scales would fall from your eyes and at first you would hardly be able to believe what you had seen and heard. The reverse also happens. — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I can never tell a joke, I've always found it easier to just fall over. — Norman Wisdom

If at 1st you don't succeed, stretch out on your La-Z-Boy with a six-pack and a porn flick. Y' still won't succeed, but you sure as hell won't give a shift. — Lois Greiman

The constitution expects every man to do his duty; and when he fails the law urges him; or should he do too much; the same master rebukes him. — Joseph Smith Jr.

Money management is the only strategy to survive in this crazy, stupid and doped financial world market. — William C. Brown

After I am dead, I would rather have men ask why Cato has no monument than why he had one. — Cato The Elder