Monster Birthday Quotes & Sayings

The punishment I was given was this existence. — Christine Zolendz

Standing there at Powell's grave, telling my nephew about a buried skull, I realize how much of our relationship revolves around body parts and severed heads. Once Owen learned to walk, we started playing a game I call Frankenstein, in which I am Frankenstein's monster and I chase him around trying to harvest his organs and appendages because my master is building another boy. "Frankenstein needs your spleen," I yell, aping the voice of an announcer at a monster truck rally. "Give me your spleen!" Which is why the seemingly gross book I gave him for his birthday, a collection of poetry for children called The Blood-Hungry Spleen was actually a sentimental choice, even though my sister tells me it didn't go over so well when he brought it to preschool. — Sarah Vowell

I don't want to go to Portsmouth or any other club that has no ambitions. — Benni McCarthy

My greatest inspiration is my mother, the bravest person I ever knew. She overcame incredible odds, worked while raising two kids, and made it all look incredibly simple. Even in her final days succumbing to cancer, she fought like a champion. — Safra A. Catz

I can enjoy anywhere, and I can leave it. Life is about moving on. — Waris Dirie

Because of my comedic-influence growing up, Mel Brooks, Jim Carrey, Steve Martin. A lot of Jeff comedic-influences included Charlie Chaplin and physical comedians of the silent-era. What we were able to do together is to show all these major influences but make it into our own comedy. We've seen the stereotypical boy-meets-girl story a hundred thousand times. — J. Robert Spencer

Don't obsess over having the 'latest' version of a product. For there was a time that the previous version was the latest. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I was lucky enough to occasionally break out of that racist situation that prevails in the Hollywood film production community. But it was racist then and it will always be that way. It will never be otherwise. — J.J. Johnson

Hope, it is the only thing stronger than fear. A little hope is effective, a lot of hope is dangerous. — Suzanne Collins

Learning can be defined as the process of remembering what you are interested in. — Richard Saul Wurman

You can't imagine how stupid the whole world has grown nowadays. The things these scribblers write! — Nikolai Gogol

If anyone was going to fall prey to a handsome vampire, it was going to be me. — Ellen Schreiber

Monster a person though monster not human.
Monster like music. Like Beatles! Like Schumann!
World full of stupid. World full of noise.
Monster feel ANGRY. No birthday. No joys.
World full of JUNK monster not comprehend.
What is a childhood? What is a friend?
Monster and human both want the same.
Want conversation. Want love. WANT NO PAIN.
If monster speak heart: monster life only worsen.
Monster not human: BUT MONSTER A PERSON! — Jennifer Finney Boylan