Monnery Quotes & Sayings

The next thing to remember that Pittsburghers are among the worst drivers in North America — Maryann Huk

It is not difficult for me to have this faith, for it is incontrovertible that where there is a plan there is intelligence - an orderly, unfolding universe testifies to the truth of the most majestic statement ever uttered - 'In the beginning, God.' — Arthur H. Compton

But I do not fit well into any social mold whatsoever. That is not appealing to others. — Jessica Park

Why didn't you guys dress up?" Lindsey asks.
"We did." Calliope cracks her first smile. "we're dressed as twins."
Lindsey grins back. "Hmm, I see it now. Fraternal or identical?"
"You'd be surprised how many people ask," Cricket says.
"What do you tell them?" Lindsey asks.
"That I have a penis."
Oh God. My cheeks burn as they all burst into laughter. Think about something else, Dolores. ANYTHING else. Cucumbers, Bananas, Zucchini. AHHHH! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. I turn my face away from them as Calliope fakes a yakking sound. — Stephanie Perkins

Clytius snarled, turning back and forth as if he couldn't decide which of them to kill first. Wait! Hold still! No! Ouch! — Rick Riordan

Inconceivable!"
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman

Why is art beautiful? Because it's useless. Why is life ugly? Because it's all ends and purposes and intentions. — Fernando Pessoa

I must be wanting to be President. Every young man does. But I won't let myself think of it; I must not, because if I do, I will begin to work for it; I'll be careful, calculating, cautious in word and act, and so - I'll beat myself. — Theodore Roosevelt

Why am I trying to become what I don't want to be ... when all I want is out there, waiting for me the minute I say I know who I am. — Arthur Miller

I am a better cook than I am an actor. If I have any ego, it's about cooking. I'm one of the best cooks ... and I cook in any language. — Raymond Burr

When you hold people up for ridicule, you have to take responsibility when other people act on it. — Jay Asher

When speed dating I'm seeking my equal or at least one in the making. — Jenny Jay

Cats never weep, she told herself, no more than wolves. It's just a stupid dream. — George R R Martin