Monkiewicz Lynnfield Quotes & Sayings

Comedy is just to me, maybe it's a natural knack, if I can see where the joke is in the writing and I can see where the setup is and I can tell this is the way to make it. — Matt LeBlanc

There are only two things which I believe - the first is that no mortal can refuse the Dark Gift once he really knows what it is. — Anne Rice

Wait," Eric said. "Do you have any camouflaged condoms?"
"Camouflaged?" The cashier's forehead crinkled in concentration. "I don't think so. We have every flavor and color imaginable, but I don't think we have any camouflaged."
"Why would you need a camouflaged condom?" Rebekah asked.
"So you won't see me coming. — Olivia Cunning

I love kids. I always have. I was an only child until I was 12, and then my sister arrived. — Lorenza Izzo

Living with my grandmother in Bath, I sort of thought I was living in the 19th century. My grandmother was someone who, in a way, was rather defiantly trying to live a pre-World War I existence. — Charles Palliser

Why would any woman agree to be on a show called Bridezillas? It's not like men would agree to be on Douchegroom. — Doug Benson

When you sit, you've put a place on the island of the tonal for the possibility of your thoughts stopping for a short period of time. — Frederick Lenz

I would say that foreign policy is a place where intelligence, resolve, clarity, and confidence in cause, is of extraordinary importance. — Mitt Romney

Creating a scene is thus the staging of a desire. — Charles Baxter

I am strangely addicted to the writing of long letters, which, I am afraid, tire you; and for the future, I believe, I must be less communicative, in order to be less troublesome. — Mary Collyer

If a healing technique is demonstrated to have curative properties in properly controlled double-blind trials, it ceases to be alternative. It simply, as Diamond explains, becomes medicine. — Richard Dawkins

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea. — Alice Cooper

Despotism has so often been established in the name of liberty that experience should warn us to judge parties by their practices rather than their preachings. — Raymond Aron

Are you Lewis Carroll? Redd asked him. — Frank Beddor

Private property was the original source of freedom. It still is its main ballpark. — Walter Lippmann