Monkeydom Quotes & Sayings

Why did you marry him then? (Francesca)
I had no idea what I was letting myself in for. I thought he was a noble prince. I had no idea he was barely one step up from a monkey. I take that back and I deeply apologize to all the primates of the earth for insulting them. He's not worthy of monkeydom. He's a slimy slug trail. (Esperetta) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You gotta live life before you can talk about it. Sometimes when things don't work out in life, they work out on stage. — Gabriel Iglesias

Whoever had created humanity had left in a major design flaw.
It was its tendency to bend at the knees. — Terry Pratchett

I was an idle king and my chariot dawdled; I waited for the sea but it never came. — Albert Camus

I don't deny that impulse drew us together, but while physical gratification began and ended it for you, in making love, dumbo here - - ' she jerked a thumb at her chest ' - was also demonstrating that she cared.'
His tongue moistened his lips. 'You're very up-front, aren't you?'
'You mean none of your other rejects have ever looked you in the eye and complained?' Sian queried. She might have made things easy last night, but she refused to make anything easy for him now. 'I suppose you'd prefer it if I shrugged my shoulders, muttered something about it being nice while it lasted, and filed the experience away under lessons learned? Well, sorry, but for me, and for most women if they're honest, going to bed with someone is a darn sight more complicated than that! — Elizabeth Oldfield

Learning gives creativity Creativity leads to thinking Thinking provides knowledge Knowledge makes you great. — Abdul Kalam

I always wished that I could find someone as beautiful as you, but in the process I forgot that I was special too. — Madonna

Everything had been going so well, he'd had it really under his thumb
these few centuries. That's how it goes, you think you're on top of the world, and suddenly they spring
Armageddon on you. — Neil Gaiman

This isn't an army marching on the Mists. This isn't a case you have to solve. It's just a bunch of nobles coming to puff their chests out at each other an try to look important. Do what I do. Bring popcorn. — Seanan McGuire

Don't overestimate everyone else and underestimate yourself — Tanya Burr

There are a lot of advantages to being self-taught. Quality of instruction is not one of them. — Ted Leeson