Monday Good Morning Funny Quotes & Sayings

Everybody knows worse of himself than he knows of other men. — Samuel Johnson

The visitor sat and listened to her retreating feet. He glanced inquiringly at the window before he removed his serviette, and resumed his meal. He took a mouthful, glanced suspiciously at the window, took another mouthful, then rose and, taking the serviette in his hand, walked across the room and pulled the blind down to the top of the white muslin that obscured the lower panes. This left the room in a twilight. This done, he returned with an easier air to the table and his meal. The poor soul's had an accident or an operation — H.G.Wells

Nothingness not being nothing, nothingness being emptiness. — Isabelle Adjani

Almost every comedy you see is about people making all wrong choices and making all the errors of judgement possible. Good comedy is when it works on this scale. Because it is psychologically very real. — Colin Firth

The most annoying person on the BBC is Russell Brand, I've actually been close up to that boy. He smells like when you mix garlic with coffee and alcohol. I'm just saying when you get close to him, he could do with a bit of Sure For Men, he stinks. — Noel Gallagher

Almost everyone is dying to leave home, eventually; and almost everyone needs to. — John Irving

If one does secret acts, what should one do to correct them? He should expose the acts and thereby he will no longer fear anyone. — Dada Bhagwan

Understanding Scripture in a language other than the heart language in which we think and experience emotion is like trying to eat soup with a fork. You can get a little taste, but you cannot get nourished. — William Cameron Townsend

I spoke to Sylvia. Do you think this is a good life? — Donald Barthelme

Our message today is one of hope. It is about potential waiting to be fulfilled: the surest way to meet the global challenges we face now and in the future is to make every mother and child count. — Lee Jong-wook

The glory of God in you is what differentiates you — Sunday Adelaja