Momofuku Las Vegas Quotes & Sayings

A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God? — Stephen Colbert

I'm a weird big guy. Doing rapping, doing movies. Do a lot of stuff. But always do things the right way. — Shaquille O'Neal

What fragment of truth will be mine? — Lia Hills

[With my photographs] you have a [single, forever fixed] moment and my particular angle of vision. My tyrannical condition, as it were, is that I prescribe your vision. — Thomas Demand

Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list. — Robert Stack

If you really care about somebody, sometimes the best way to love them is to let them go. — E. Mellyberry

This world has turned into a place where you can get stabbed in the back for trying climbing a ladder. — Jose N. Harris

I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops — Steven Wright

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, which is a pity because this week the National Association of Beholders wrote to tell me that I've got a face like a rucksack full of dented bells. — Charlie Brooker