Mommie Quotes & Sayings

I've seen the future and it's murder. — Leonard Cohen

At the sensory level I am the divine receiving station...a two-legged, trembling-tissue, Jodrell Bank radar telescope, dancing, grumbling, sniffling Geiger counter"

"But there's an added feature. Each generation, I...return. Each time carried onstage, blinking, puking, bawling, bewildered by the bizarre novelty of each new drama, untutored in the language of the new script (did she say her name was Mommie?) — Timothy Leary

Whether you wanted it or not, you were born, you did the best you could, and then, whether you really wanted to or not, you died. — Terry Pratchett

I sing in key, thank you very much. — Burton Cummings

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined. — Jerry Seinfeld

No wire hangers! — Joan Crawford

There will be no 'Mommie Dearest' in the lives of my children, and no books like the one the Crosby boy wrote about Bing, or Bette Davis's daughter has written. My children love me very much, and they are loved. — Don Ameche

Change the value system of the people you are ministering to — Sunday Adelaja

What give all that is tragic, whatever its form, the characteristic of the sublime, is the first inkling of the knowledge that the world and life can give no satisfaction, and are not worth our investment in them. The tragic spirit consists in this. Accordingly it leads to resignation. — Arthur Schopenhauer

There is nothing without reason. — Gottfried Leibniz

Tired mothers find that spanking takes less time than reasoning and penetrates sooner to the seat of the memory. — Will Durant

AGHAST (AGHA'ST) adj.[either the participle of agaze,(see AGAZE) and then to be written agazed, or agast,or from a and gast, a ghost, which the present orthography favours; perhaps they were originally different words.]Struck with horrour, as — Samuel Johnson

Writing is a struggle no matter what the genre. — Susan Wiggs

He had live long enough to know there was a little scumbag in everyone, but it didn't help much when you had to take out the trash. — Stephen King

The Joan Crawford that I've heard about in 'Mommie Dearest' is not the Joan Crawford I knew back when. — Douglas Fairbanks Jr.

Things go entirely differently from the way you planned them. — Agatha Christie

I think that you certainly don't have to be aged and travel the world to write a poem. — Rita Dove

Prayer is the root, the fountain, the mother of a thousand blessings. — Saint John Chrysostom