Molloy Humor Farts Quotes & Sayings

Don't forget about the stardust. Don't forget about the quartz rocks in the woods. You are small. But you are also so much more. — Jodi Lynn Anderson

This visible world is wonderfully to be delighted in, and highly to be esteemed, because it is the theatre of God's righteous Kingdom. — Thomas Traherne

Even farts made no impression on it. I can't help it, gas escapes from my fundament on the least pretext, it's hard not to mention it now and then, however great my distaste. One day I counted them. Three hundred and fifteen farts in nineteen hours, or an average of over sixteen farts an hour. After all it's not excessive. Four farts every fifteen minutes. It's nothing. Not even one fart every four minutes. It's unbelievable. Damn it, I hardly fart at all, I should never have mentioned it. Extraordinary how mathematics help you to know yourself. — Samuel Beckett

A perfect smile is too often missing from the faces of the world. If cricket can provide more smiles, it is doing its job. — Mahendra Singh Dhoni

The babies had been successfully anesthetized after only a few hours, a complex procedure because of their shared blood vessels. — Ben Carson

I'm broke and I'm back. — John Riggins

I prayed for all his dreams to come true. I prayed that I would always be able to connect with him
even if I was no longer on earth. — Alexandra Adornetto

You have to get beyond your own precious inner experiences. — Stella Adler

I needed the 'Chuck' phase to appreciate the 'Captain Awesome' phase because otherwise I don't think I would have realized the flip side of that coin. I think I needed to see the world through Chuck's eyes before becoming Captain Awesome. — Ryan McPartlin