Mojgan Azarmi Quotes & Sayings

I invented the cordless extension cord. — Steven Wright

When different generations of cars are combined into one train, it messes with the loudspeaker system. — Robert James Thomson

All I ask, Madam, is to share with thee a common center of gravity. — James K. Morrow

Your body is mine. Nobody sees it but me. Nobody touches it but me. — Alexa Riley

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks. — Chris D'Elia

Two purposes in human nature rule. Self- love to urge, and reason to restrain. — Alexander Pope