Moe Szyslak Quotes & Sayings

By giving up 'the need' and 'the want', things begin to happen for you — Anthony Hopkins

Common sense is usually lack of imagination, and imagination is usually lack of common sense. — Evan Esar

Love is a madness produced by an unsatisfiable rational desire to understand the ultimate truth about the world. — Plato

The difference between a self-induced orgasm and an orgasm given by a man is like comparing a rainy day and a rainstorm. Rain was a sure thing, you knew exactly what you were going to get: a clean and crisp, both sweet and refreshing experience. But rainstorms were unpredictable, they were riddled with surprises, messy and wet; they were something you had no control over.
Rainstorms brought you to your knees, soaking you in uncontrollable need, lightning flashing before your eyes while you dug your fingers deep into the earth, trying to hold on; unable to tell which was louder ... the thunder roaring in your ears or the pounding of your heart. — Madeline Sheehan

War loves to seek its victims in the young. — Sophocles

God save me ere I have any babies. They are grabby, clingy creatures who steal your figure and always want a ribbon or a wooden sword. And who sometimes make you die bearing them. — J. Anderson Coats

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex. — Dick Cavett

Basically, to lead without a title is to derive your power within the organisation not from your position but from your competence, effectiveness, relationships, excellence, innovation and ethics. — Robin S. Sharma

Women need a reason to have sex, while men just need an angle — Josh Stern

'The Last Starfighter' was the first movie I did in the U.S. It was an absolute joy to be a part of it. 'Night of the Comet' was a labor of love. Truly a collaborative effort. I am eternally grateful for the experiences. — Catherine Mary Stewart

I have tried to keep memory alive ... I have tried to fight those who would forget. Because if we forget, we are guilty, we are accomplices. — Elie Wiesel

I love to take something ordinary and make it really special. — Ina Garten

All good things have to come to an end, and the male cheerleader has come to an end — Rick Pitino