Moderately Suspicious Thyroid Quotes & Sayings

Not doing anything can be worse than doing the wrong thing. — Alexandra Potter

Guys will do anything they can to make you think they're with you, and then they will run off and hook up with whoever and whatever they can get their hands on. — Lauren Barnholdt

As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a roadside diner that you went to Harvard. In those situations, the correct response to, 'Where did you go to school?' is 'School? I never had much in the way of book learnin' and such.' And then get in your BMW and get the hell out of there. — Conan O'Brien

In the open air you don't play as many quiet songs as you would normally. — Ira Kaplan

[Asiaticus responds] Ask your sons, Suillius. They will testify to my masculinity. — Tacitus

I'm not writing a Ph.D. Dissertation. — Bill O'Reilly