Mocking Christianity Quotes & Sayings

How gleefully life shreds our well crafted plans. — David Mitchell

Our growing, robust economy is able to provide the average American citizen access to the best social program there is - a steady job. — J. D. Hayworth

Today, among little girls especially, princesses and the romanticised ideal they represent - finding the man of your dreams - have a limited shelf life. — John Lasseter

First of all, let me get this straight: This is a JOURNAL, not a diary. I know what it says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I SPECIFICALLY told her to get one that didn't say 'diary' on it. — Jeff Kinney

One can make no better investment than the cultivation of a taste for the beautiful, for it will bring rainbow hues and enduring joys to the whole life. It will not only greatly increase one's capacity for happiness, but also one's efficiency. — Orison Swett Marden

A true gentleman is at a disadvantage in dealing with women. Women are realists, and their tactics are realistic, so no man should be a gentleman where women are concerned unless the women are very, very old or very, very young. Women admire gentlemen, and sleep with cads. — Louis L'Amour

Uncle said, If love would save him, wouldn't no harm come to him. — Lewis Nordan