Mlazgar Quotes & Sayings

I got a feeling about political correctness. I hate it. It causes us to lie silently instead of saying what we think. — Hal Holbrook

His eyes lit up. "Oh, it's the Vanderbilts! They make these pumpkin and banana pancakes that are so good, they will make you want to slap your momma."
"I already want to," I muttered under my breath.
"What's that?"
"Nothing. Let's go. — Shelly Crane

The key factor in the vodka category is smoothness, and smoothness is what our vodka has. — Fuzzy Zoeller

White criminals commit the biggest crimes.a brother might rob a bank. a white man will rob a pension fund. the brother is going to get ten to fifteen years because he had a gun. the white guy is going to get a congressional hearing because he had a job and a nice suit. — Wanda Sykes

Nothing goes by luck in composition. It allows of no tricks. The best you can write will be the best you are. — Henry David Thoreau

Among us all men were created sons of God and stood erect, as conscious of their divinity. — Charles Eastman

What has to do with your ability to fall asleep is not caffeine. It's having a clean conscience. I have a clean conscience so I can drink all the caffeine I want. — Bob Barr

Religion brought forth Prosperity, and the daughter destroyed the mother. — Cotton Mather