Mizanin Reporting Quotes & Sayings

My eye muscles hurt now when I read our MasterCard bill. — Geoffrey Rush

At times he thinks like a terrorist, then he cries like a little child.
- Reggie Love — John Grisham

Has no one done my son a service and assassinated you yet?" "No assassins yet," Wit said, amused. "I guess I've already got too much ass sass of my own." ... "Oh really, Wit" she said. "I thought that kind of humour was beneath you." "So are you technically," Wit said, smiling, from atop his high-legged stool. — Brandon Sanderson

I'm one of those guys who likes to piddle around in the garage and fix stuff. — Steve Cropper

One, who studies the ways of power, seeks to end the imprinting process because in imprinting we loser power, we lose attention; we are formatted to do certain things. — Frederick Lenz

It is my hope that all of the Republicans who recognize that nominating a candidate who agrees with Hillary Clinton on a host of issues, who has a very similar record, is not the path to victory. And if we come together, if conservatives stand together, we're going to have a great night on Tuesday. — Ted Cruz

If it's true that men are such beasts, this must account for the fact that most women are animal lovers. — Doris Day

When an officer runs by with a look like that on his face, you don't ask if he needs help. You just follow! — Robert Jordan

I dug through my purse for the Glock. There is was, and I realized I'd never set the safety. I decided to consider this a great example of forethought rather than my being the stupidest gun handler on the planet. — Gini Koch

Jesus is the only Lord who, if you receive him, will fulfill you completely, and, if you fail him, will forgive you eternally. — Timothy Keller